Beating myself up over what??

Monday, Mar. 29, 2004 at 9:38 A.M.

OK, I�m not sure what is up with the world today, but all signs point to it being a Monday. I actually woke up with a fat lip. Not sure how that happened. I swear I haven�t been dukin� it out with anyone but my ever-present multiple personalities. One of them must have gotten the better of me last night because the right side of my lower lip was all puffy and tight when I awoke. The funny this was I didn�t notice it feeling strange or anything, and then I caught a look at myself in the mirror, full-on bed head, blurry eyes�and the mysterious fat lip.

After being up and around for a bit it is hardly noticeable unless I point it out, but I can feel it so I�m self-conscious. Too bad it�s not more noticeable or I could spend the day making up lies about how I got it (hehe)

bEfOrE ~ AftEr

You have to figure ... if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us, understand us, and kiss our three heads and make it all better.
~Carrie BradShaw~
~Sex and the City~

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