William's Fish
Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2004 at 8:15 P.M.
Well, there seems to be an entry-lull in the diaries i often read. So i will have to entertain myself.
I used to write all these little stories. I wish i still had copies of them, most of them were written and sent to friends. Often the whole story was written just so i could use one punch-line or catch phrase at the end. Damn, i wish i still had those. One was about a Carrot names EDTA. One was about a 3-pawed muskrat names Luke (the punchline had something to do with Cool Hand Luke) another was simply to torture a friend of mine and it featured him walking down a dirt road singing "Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race" Damn i wish i still had those.
But
Since i don't i will grace you with a story written years ago by a friend of mine. So here, for you, one night only, is the original short story in it's original unedited form: "William's Fish" by GTBEIII
William�s Fish
In One Part
Part I
William had this fish, and liked
it a whole lot, until it started
insulting him in front of his
friends. Then William hated
his fish (that wasn�t even gold!) and
even spit in it�s fishbowl at night
sometimes, but not usually. Once
William got real real angrey and told
that fish to kiss a biffalo. Well
that got the fish floating mad and
even though it didn�t know what
a buffalo was, it shat* in William�s
general direction. William then took the
only remaining step he knew of
and flushed tha fish down the toilet.
And William laughed long and loud
and the fish didn�t. (it died)
*past tense of �to shit�
have a great night!
bEfOrE ~ AftEr
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